Famous Quotations - GARLIC BREAD!
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him
to forgive me.
3) My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For
ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
4) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go
5) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get
on with my real ladder.
6) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I
ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But
one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my
bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was
sticks and stones all the way.
8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why
he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
9) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd
better have a good hand.
10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of
12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers.
13) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
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