<?xml version='1.0' encoding='ISO-8859-1'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:48:11 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Parenthood for Dummies</title><description>Being a father is a wild ride.  My name is Christopher &amp;amp; these are my observations, theories &amp;amp; comments on life as the dad of my two boys Ripley &amp;amp; Jayden.  I write this to air my thoughts &amp;amp; update my friends &amp;amp; family with photos, videos and such like.  For everyone else I offer hints and tips on parenting as I learn them. For legal reasons I make no direct reference to my employer or any of my colleagues.</description><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>393</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-3958633631390234261</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-15T23:48:11.613Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wii music</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wii</category><title>JJ conducting an Orchestra in Wii Music</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/11/jj-conducting-orchestra-in-wii-music.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-3576147633592833957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-18T17:43:15.184+01:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>cute</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>sleep</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>sleepy</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>JJ</category><title>Video: JJ not waking up after his nap</title><atom:summary type='text'>SUCH a sweet kid :)

</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/10/video-jj-not-waking-up-after-his-nap.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-4629243318833373759</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-08T23:38:38.579+01:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>bangalore</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>travel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>india</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>podcast</category><title>Podcasting India</title><atom:summary type='text'>I am in India this week - I am going to be too busy with work to make posts to my blog so I have setup a podcast so I can quickly record my impressions of this interesting country.  It is really just an audio postcard to friends and family back home.  To avoid cluttering up this blog (any more), I have a travel blog that automatically updates with new podcasts as soon as I post them up - here is </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/09/podcasting-india.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-6449372633407763872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-19T13:06:42.457+01:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>dance</category><title>Ripley dancing to the wannadies - you and me song</title><atom:summary type='text'>I just love the look on Jayjay's face as he starts laughing

</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/08/ripley-dancing-to-wannadies-you-and-me.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-7150480831105967306</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-13T10:46:59.027+01:00</atom:updated><title>Writing stuff down</title><atom:summary type='text'>Why have I started blogging again. As popular as the practice is, I like to think I am self aware enough to question my motives. Could it be for the ad revenue? No, that is in my wife's name and makes up part of the kids monthly trust fund payments. Could it be for fame? Not at all, I no more an exhibitionist than the next man. For your information, the next man is currently crushed against me on</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/08/writing-stuff-down.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-1159126026150972538</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-11T18:04:07.940+01:00</atom:updated><title>Baby bites dog shock</title><atom:summary type='text'>Damn damn and double damn.  My little robot dog got it's front legsbroken by Jayden.  Quite accidental.  He just stumbled and fell on it. When I heard the sickening crack I new it wasn't good.  Weird thingwas the way the dog reacted.  It fell over then seemed to convulse,  Iam not suggesting it felt pain, that would be silly but it did have apreprogrammed reaction to being squashed and broken.  I</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/08/baby-bites-dog-shock.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-5221166417657967500</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-08T22:34:59.030+01:00</atom:updated><title>Tap tap, is this thing on?</title><atom:summary type='text'>Damn, its been a while.  But I'm back baby, yeah!Seeing as this site was physically removed from the interweb (phrase Icoined in 1996), I can't really expect any readers.  But let's pretendthat I have some.Hello again, you are probably wondering why I haven't blogged in sucha long time, why I have deleted most of the photos and videos of mychildren and so on. It is complex but here goes.My </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/08/tap-tap-is-this-thing-on.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-7244340274760174383</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-04T18:55:51.375Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>star wars</category><title>Ripley explaining the plot of Star Wars</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/03/ripley-explaining-plot-of-star-wars.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-9088012354077021194</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-03T17:04:26.621Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>synesthesia</category><title>Colourful Musical Tastes</title><atom:summary type='text'>Ripley keeps telling me that certain songs are different colours, for example, earlier he said ? I don?t like ?blue songs, play a yellow one?.  Then saying, in a sincere and matter-of-fact voice ? ?no daddy, this one is red?, and so on.

Unless he is kidding me around, entirely possible, this seems to point to the possiblity that he has sound to color synesthesia.  Which personally I would LOVE </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/03/colourful-musical-tastes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-5874776995309433990</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-23T12:48:32.280Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>art</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>daddy</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>drawing</category><title>Ripley and his drawing development</title><atom:summary type='text'>I found this excellent site on childhood artistic development milestones.

Ripley is only just gone 3, so he should now be moving from the scribbling stage into the early points of -

8&lt; - - - 8&lt; - - - 8&lt; - - - 8&lt; - - - The preschematic stage       First conscious creation of form occurs around age three          and provides a tangible record of the child's thinking process. The first          </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2008/01/ripley-and-his-drawing-development.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-4066725643517922164</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-17T12:41:33.077Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>prunes</category><title>New Name for Prunes</title><atom:summary type='text'>OK - I admit this is an in joke that only a few people would actually understand.

     

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Lawrence Jupp was a truly nice bloke in every sense.  I know this is a cliche but he was one of those rare individuals who didn?t have a bad word for anyone, for that alone he was well liked and respected by all.

He was trustworthy &amp; friendly, with an adventurous and active streak that </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/12/goodbye-lawrence-jupp.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-6232828846597154060</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-06T16:03:14.742Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>bubble</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>ripley</category><title>The Runaway Bubble</title><atom:summary type='text'>Sentimental but cute editing experiment.  It tells the true story of my son and his attachment to a bubble, naturally it ends badly, the relationship was doomed from the start.



Tags:  bubble   </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/12/runaway-bubble.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-898640598670187309</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-04T19:11:41.141Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>toddler</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>first steps</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jayden</category><title>Jayden's First Steps!</title><atom:summary type='text'>He has been climbing up things and doing some controlled falling between objects, but not what you would call walking.  I said to Penny today - I guess he is different to Ripley (he was walking at 11 months), Jay is so well developed in other ways.  As we were talking about his walking, I picked him up, put him on his feet and let him go.  I do this exercise quite often but this time he just </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/12/jaydens-first-steps.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-2861942168927672119</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:40:00.025Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>milestones</category><title>Jayden's first few steps</title><atom:summary type='text'>Jayden took his first couple of steps today - we can't really say he is walking but it was an amazing milestone that made me feel so elated!  He is such a happy baby, but recently he has been very sad.  He had a terrible vomitting fever, which the whole family had over the period of a couple of weeks - the WORST couple of weeks of my life I might add.  Then we all caught a cold, then the flu, </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/10/jaydens-first-few-steps.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-6282279679600187206</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-04T10:44:32.185+01:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jayden</category><title>Jayden</title><atom:summary type='text'>just recently I have started to feel really bad about the fact that I haven't been blogging anything about Jayden.  It occurred to me that in the future he might read this blog and think, hold on, why didn't that write anything about me, why is this blog all about Ripley.  Well Jayden, I guess you are right, this blog has mainly been about Ripley.  The reason why is that I used it as a method of </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/09/jayden.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-2673636480483188734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 07:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-05-10T08:26:17.932+01:00</atom:updated><title>The Three Amigos Sing My Little Buttercup</title><atom:summary type='text'>This is the song I sing to Ripley and Jayden every night before they go to sleep - :D</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/05/three-amigos-sing-my-little-buttercup.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-3342702847062804525</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-05-02T16:29:20.741+01:00</atom:updated><title>Watch the Skies</title><atom:summary type='text'>So, it has been a while since I blogged last.  I have realised that I simply do not have the time to blog nowadays.  I feel a little guilty about it, I used to blog all the time when Ripley was a young baby and now Jayden has come a long, I don't do any blogging at all.  I hope when Jay gets a little older he doesn't take offence that I never used to write about him.  I can assure you little man,</atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/05/watch-skies.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-3603197728042488333</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:21:47.922Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><title>Video_: Ripley at 2 yrs 3 mths calls Grandad - take 2</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/video-ripley-at-2-yrs-3-mths-calls_12.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-8988751421690723833</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:21:47.923Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><title>Video_: Ripley at 2 yrs 3 mths calls Grandad - take 1</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/video-ripley-at-2-yrs-3-mths-calls.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-6259583236633332547</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:21:47.923Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><title>Video_: Jayden at 3 Months - Mummy making him laugh</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/video-jayden-at-3-months-mummy-making.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-4208594470759480076</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:21:47.923Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><title>Video_: Jayden at 3 Months - happy</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/video-jayden-at-3-months-happy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-1282079956316578737</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-12T15:21:47.924Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><title>Video_: Jayden 3 Months Old and very Upset</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/video-jayden-3-months-old-and-very.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-4616966045339946223</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-02-07T20:07:19.045Z</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>diy scam alert warning uk</category><title>Scam Warning - DIY Store Attack</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear All,

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a
close miss yesterday.

I walked into B&amp;Q after work and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if
I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end
of that.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky so inform your friends and
colleagues.

Tags:    warning  scam   </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/02/scam-warning-diy-store-attack.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8492079.post-116826601262992426</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-01-08T14:20:12.676Z</atom:updated><title>Bye bye dummy</title><atom:summary type='text'>At the begininning of the week we took Ripley's dummies (pacifiers) away from him.  When he was due one for his morning sleep he cried and cried for about an hour (real tears).  Later in the afternoon he looked up at me tentatively and said "dee" (his word for dummy), I looked and him and said "sorry, there are no dummies...", his eyes saddened, he did a big sigh, looked down at his feet and </atom:summary><link>http://www.kitt.net/blog/dad/2007/01/bye-bye-dummy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (blogger)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>